Ken Gargett Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Aussie walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.' The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.' A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly Spoke up.......... 'I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaki Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Thank the lord for blonds Oh and guys who write posts in light blue on a white background should be shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 That's a blonde joke I've never heard. Good one. It's also the closest I've seen to anyone making an electronic forum post in invisible ink Rick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted September 13, 2010 Author Share Posted September 13, 2010 sorry guys but that was how it arrived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeafLover Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Sounds like my kinda woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maalouly Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Thank the lord for blonds Oh and guys who write posts in light blue on a white background should be shot. Warren, I was thinking exactly the same. I reckon it was done on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor2118 Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 sorry guys but that was how it arrived. Ken, this kind of problem can be fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellery Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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