A mission from God

[PigFish]

I have gotta' tell you, I MISS KEN!

There have been a lot of newer members around here lately (that is a good thing) but as a result I have been mising some of the old souls as balance. Some of us, if you were unaware, have been tasked with containing Rob's massive ego within the boundaries of the know universe.

I have noticed that the Ayala Gag Index (AGI) is rising of late and think that we need some contrary (correct and truthful) opinions on the board to counter the trend. Rob, while a dear friend to many of us, does suffer from Superficial Hierarchy Incompatibility Tendency (**** for short) and I have been noticing on a more frequent occasion that place is knee deep in his **** or full of his ****.

In order that we may keep the "monkey handlers" at bay, and keep those monkeys with the red fezes off his back, we need a resurgence of contrary opinion around here.

In general Rob responds well to criticism! Keep it respectful. The term 'wanker' should be used freely and frequently. Avoid the phrases, "Rob, I agree with you." Never quote him in agreement. This drives the AGI off the scale. Focus on his inaccuracy, his puffing and his delusional thinking. Remember, we must control the trauma. Remember also, that once all the tissues in the cranium are affected with ****; one becomes a **** head, and there is no cure!!!

Please, please help me to save Rob and forum!

Yoda Piggy

[hoyopr]

"Piggy, I agree with you."

[MontrealRon]

Absolutely frigin BRILLIANT, Ray!

By far, the best laugh in ages!!

[samb]

Hah!! It truely is a mission

[Habanakane21]

"This is the stupidest **** I've ever heard. What makes you an expert!!!" ....sorta like that!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!

Yoda....you are so wise and a barrel of laughs too!!!

[Wicky]

Yes Master Yoda Piggy.

[El Presidente]

Wanker

[cgarner]

Brilliance at it's best.

[PigFish]

Wanker

I strongly disagree with this analysis. (Rob)

Gents: this is an example of how this should work.

[El Presidente]

I strongly disagree with this analysis. (Rob)

Gents: this is an example of how this should work.

You "Tea Party" folk are all the same

[khomeinist]

You two really need couples therapy.

Ego is as ego does.

[PigFish]

You "Tea Party" folk are all the same

Strike two.

The "Tea Party" is far too main stream for me Rob, they rejected my application. I am an ultra-right wing hate monger! I have no other place to go! -LOL

I suggest you say something positive about thin cigars, negative about H SA, perhaps something nice about Ken or Smithy.

[El Presidente]

Great....Piggy, Ken and Smithy have joined forces.

Should be interesting.

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[Warren]

Smithy and I did two video reviews back to back with Rob yesterday and we just about needed a whip and chair to keep him on track, he was in fine form yesterday we laughed our asses off.

[PigFish]

Great....Piggy, Ken and Smithy have joined forces.

Should be interesting.

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Ken, Smithy... the cheese!

Ken... Smithy... the cheese!!!! Anghhhhhhhhh!

[Guest rob]

Ummm... I hate being agreeable, as I see it as weak and unintelligent... but you're right on this with this Raymond.

[First Lady]

As I have said from day one Master Pig you fit right in with our crowd LOLOL

I would love it someone could help me, would be nice LOLOL

Lisa

[El Presidente]

As I have said from day one Master Pig you fit right in with our crowd LOLOL

I would love it someone could help me, would be nice LOLOL

Lisa

Et tu Brute?

...the coup has begun

[First Lady]

LOLOL You know I love you honey.... just a bit tired at the moment , you do keep my busy sweetheart

[PigFish]

Great....Piggy, Ken and Smithy have joined forces.

Should be interesting.

...correction!

Lisa, Piggy, Ken, Smithy and.... !!! -LOL