smpf67 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 From a few of our late night comedians, enjoy if do dare: The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman A Japanese doctor said, Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the Kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks. A German doctor said, That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. A British doctor said, In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks. A Chicago doctor, not to be outdone said, You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BPiazza11 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 good stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reg Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 lol those are pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellinisart Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 sad thing is it's true, I really hate communist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 From a few of our late night comedians, enjoy if do dare:The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman A Japanese doctor said, Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the Kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks. A German doctor said, That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. A British doctor said, In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks. A Chicago doctor, not to be outdone said, You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work! Hardy ****in' Har Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hardy ****in' Har So you like the jokes or not?? I think they are quite funny myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habanos2000 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 good ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ucla695 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 These are great!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpf67 Posted April 30, 2010 Author Share Posted April 30, 2010 sad thing is it's true, I really hate communist It is soooo sad.....but true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Hardy ****in' Har guys, could we keep the language appropriate please. not just re this post but the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kangaroo495 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Good ones! Who is Nancy Pelosi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Good ones!Who is Nancy Pelosi? The Devil in drag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandholm Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 sad thing is it's true, I really hate communist Please inform me, what is the resembles of Obama's politics and communism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugwumpy Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 The Devil in drag. HAHAHA Almost got coffee through the nose on that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CigarmanTim Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 The Devil in drag. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Please inform me, what is the resembles of Obama's politics and communism? Nothing it's just an easy reference for those afraid of change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torontonian Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Nothing it's just an easy reference for those afraid of change. The communist and socialist invectives are certainly thrown in Obama's direction rather a lot (and they are only true provided one uses stretched and attenuated definitions of the terms.) But I'm not sure that misoneism is the chief problem here. Chalk it up to right-wing political rhetoric, perhaps? The indictment that hits the mark, in my view, is that of corporatism. In that regard Obama is not unlike Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Nothing it's just an easy reference for those afraid of change. Oh we're getting change alright. Give Obama a dollar and he'll turn it into small change. Who assumes that change is always for the good. I understand the reference to communism as taking from the the succesful and giving it to the lazy or incompetent. No ambiguity here Obama is bad news for me since I work hard and make good money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Oh we're getting change alright. Give Obama a dollar and he'll turn it into small change. Who assumes that change is always for the good. I understand the reference to communism as taking from the the succesful and giving it to the lazy or incompetent. No ambiguity here Obama is bad news for me since I work hard and make good money. So you were happy with a health care system that was weighted more in favor of the well to do. Don't you think that health care should be easily available for everyone. For instance, do you consider Australia as a communist country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freefallguy Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Good ones!Who is Nancy Pelosi? You decide... Sister of Wallace... Mad Hatter.... Michael Jackson reincarnate... Hyena... Jackass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 As our humble host has decreed no political threads (with an emphasis on U.S. politics) which he himself has not initiated, I'm willing to err on the side of caution and close this one. Our admins will do with the thread as they see fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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