First Lady Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 A Blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.. The Asian lady behind the counter thanks her, and says "Come Again". The Blonde says "No, it's toothpaste this time you nosey *****" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmith Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 A Blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.. The Asian lady behind the counter thanks her, and says "Come Again". The Blonde says "No, it's toothpaste this time you nosey *****" Aren't you a blonde Lisa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 That is pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a "seven-hundred and ten." We all looked at each other and asked, "What's a seven-hundred and ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I've lost it and need a new one." The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and asked her to draw a picture of it. She drew a circle with scalloped edges around it with the number 710 in the middle. He took her over to another car with the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there..." > > > > > > > > > > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 A Blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.. Started "lunch" early I see..... And why does it always have to be an Asian woman behind the counter?....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Started "lunch" early I see.....And why does it always have to be an Asian woman behind the counter?....... Are you disparaging asian women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Are you disparaging asian women? She is, isn't she. Huh? Me? No, no. I love all women (sorry Smithy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Aren't you a blonde Lisa? ...about as blonde as I am Asian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Lady Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 ...about as blonde as I am Asian I didn't write the joke and I never said I was real blonde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I never said I was real blonde i'm devastated....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I didn't write the joke and I never said I was real blonde I love a good carpet and drapes argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerem Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Goods jokes....710 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeromeroselli Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://saintjimmy.com/archives/31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENGPHOTO Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I love a good carpet and drapes argument. I was going to say something about hardwood floors, but not against my lovely Lise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.png.15b5f6bc4159a73805a9f118f79a68ca.png)
.png.b3f36db1fa6419bcbd6e13572153fd45.png)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now