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Ken just telephoned to say that Telstra has cancelled his Net accounts.......hard to believe I know :2thumbs:

Apparently Ken rang the Telstra help Line and someone told him the problem was his modem which he pointedly told them is crapola as he can log on from outside of his house. They insisted it was his Modem as someone close by also reported the same problem and it ws indeed the Modem. Ken asked how close by?......they said Melbourne. Ken blew up pointing out that Melbourne was as close to him and Pakistan was to the guy at the Help Desk :clap:

They are sending out a new Modem but have cancelled all his net accounts. Ken is packing up his new Modem with all his other Telstra hardware and software and returning to them in a sealed bag with a dog ****....and a note stating that the dog **** was included because it was the only thing that worked :D

Ken is now searching for a new Net provider. Some new Telco doesn't know what they are in for :clap:

Good luck Ken!

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Good luck Ken!

I suggest buying a mobile phone with internet access...

... and someone to read it to you

... preferably with big breasts ... who can read

... who doesn't mind 80s music

... and is a girl

:2thumbs:

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So he's sending his stuff back with a Casa Magna in it?? That is brutal Ken........

Casa Magna, no try the Punch Petit Punch he gave 30 to the other day

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Pinot Noir is the new Cognac.

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I agree Brutus

Imagine confusing a Pinot Noir from New Zealand with a French Burgundy......all hell would break loose :surprised:

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I'm looking forward to Kens next book.

Don't piss off an internet provider without me.

:surprised::rotfl::clap:

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I'M BACK.

telstra is the scum of the earth, bar one very helpful person. will report. it just got worse and worse. apparently calling someone a toxic ***** in mumbai is considered an insult. who knew?

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The lesson here is: Don´t mess with Grandmaster K!!!

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Dude is gangsta as hell....Grandmaster K"the Eminem of Australia"...

I'm Special K and I like to rap

but I'm gettin' old so instead I nap

drink lots of wine and smoke cigars

I drive a beemer wear women's bras

when I'm out with the ladies

give 'em all they can handle

when I wear my shorts

I go commando

I like to fish but I cannot cast

like to play cricket but I finish last

been 'round the world

I'm a breaker of hearts

offer up a fridge

that's how it starts

the Malecón on Sunday

is my favorite spot

got my elephant undies

just in case things get hot

that's my story don't call me a liar

I'm done for now rappin' makes me tired

Peace.

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I'm Special K and I like to rap

but I'm gettin' old so instead I nap

drink lots of wine and smoke cigars

I drive a beemer wear women's bras

when I'm out with the ladies

give 'em all they can handle

when I wear my shorts

I go commando

I like to fish but I cannot cast

like to play cricket but I finish last

been 'round the world

I'm a breaker of hearts

offer up a fridge

that's how it starts

the Malecón on Sunday

is my favorite spot

got my elephant undies

just in case things get hot

that's my story don't call me a liar

I'm done for now rappin' makes me tired

Peace.

that was very clever, but i presume it means you'll nbe shot within the month? you must be feuding with someone?

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Lets get into the beat...

"Doof Doof Doof Doof"

Railing against Telco's

Gives me a thrill.

I could avoid the drama

If I just paid their bill.

Call centres around the world

know my name..

Gargett line 3 they all exclaim!

A few choice words and you can bet

10 minutes later they disconnect!

Doof Doof Doof Doof

Now sitting at home in the dark.

Power, water, net are all F"""ked

I have my wine, my muesli and Cigars

Have to call Rob so I can work from Czars....

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Why, are you coming over?

may have to give the airlines some time to forget a few discussions.

as for the idiot pirate, if i was disconnected then how could i ring you? paying the bills is not the problem. dealing with gibbering imbeciles is.

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