El Presidente Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 Ken just telephoned to say that Telstra has cancelled his Net accounts.......hard to believe I know Apparently Ken rang the Telstra help Line and someone told him the problem was his modem which he pointedly told them is crapola as he can log on from outside of his house. They insisted it was his Modem as someone close by also reported the same problem and it ws indeed the Modem. Ken asked how close by?......they said Melbourne. Ken blew up pointing out that Melbourne was as close to him and Pakistan was to the guy at the Help Desk They are sending out a new Modem but have cancelled all his net accounts. Ken is packing up his new Modem with all his other Telstra hardware and software and returning to them in a sealed bag with a dog ****....and a note stating that the dog **** was included because it was the only thing that worked Ken is now searching for a new Net provider. Some new Telco doesn't know what they are in for Good luck Ken!
kilroy Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 Good luck Ken! I suggest buying a mobile phone with internet access... ... and someone to read it to you ... preferably with big breasts ... who can read ... who doesn't mind 80s music ... and is a girl
brutusthebuckeye Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 So he's sending his stuff back with a Casa Magna in it?? That is brutal Ken........
asmith Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 So he's sending his stuff back with a Casa Magna in it?? That is brutal Ken........ Casa Magna, no try the Punch Petit Punch he gave 30 to the other day
brutusthebuckeye Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 The lesson here is: Don´t mess with Grandmaster K!!! [/quot Dude is gangsta as hell....Grandmaster K"the Eminem of Australia"...
El Presidente Posted June 22, 2009 Author Posted June 22, 2009 I agree Brutus Imagine confusing a Pinot Noir from New Zealand with a French Burgundy......all hell would break loose
IceChant Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 I see help desk's are very useful all over the world...
Warren Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 I'm looking forward to Kens next book. Don't piss off an internet provider without me.
Ken Gargett Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 I'M BACK. telstra is the scum of the earth, bar one very helpful person. will report. it just got worse and worse. apparently calling someone a toxic ***** in mumbai is considered an insult. who knew?
CigarmanTim Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Your medicine Ken....don't leave home without it.
Colt45 Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 The lesson here is: Don´t mess with Grandmaster K!!! Dude is gangsta as hell....Grandmaster K"the Eminem of Australia"... I'm Special K and I like to rap but I'm gettin' old so instead I nap drink lots of wine and smoke cigars I drive a beemer wear women's bras when I'm out with the ladies give 'em all they can handle when I wear my shorts I go commando I like to fish but I cannot cast like to play cricket but I finish last been 'round the world I'm a breaker of hearts offer up a fridge that's how it starts the Malecón on Sunday is my favorite spot got my elephant undies just in case things get hot that's my story don't call me a liar I'm done for now rappin' makes me tired Peace.
Ken Gargett Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 I'm Special K and I like to rap but I'm gettin' old so instead I nap drink lots of wine and smoke cigars I drive a beemer wear women's bras when I'm out with the ladies give 'em all they can handle when I wear my shorts I go commando I like to fish but I cannot cast like to play cricket but I finish last been 'round the world I'm a breaker of hearts offer up a fridge that's how it starts the Malecón on Sunday is my favorite spot got my elephant undies just in case things get hot that's my story don't call me a liar I'm done for now rappin' makes me tired Peace. that was very clever, but i presume it means you'll nbe shot within the month? you must be feuding with someone?
El Presidente Posted June 23, 2009 Author Posted June 23, 2009 Lets get into the beat... "Doof Doof Doof Doof" Railing against Telco's Gives me a thrill. I could avoid the drama If I just paid their bill. Call centres around the world know my name.. Gargett line 3 they all exclaim! A few choice words and you can bet 10 minutes later they disconnect! Doof Doof Doof Doof Now sitting at home in the dark. Power, water, net are all F"""ked I have my wine, my muesli and Cigars Have to call Rob so I can work from Czars....
Colt45 Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 i presume it means you'll be shot within the month? you must be feuding with someone? Why, are you coming over?
Ken Gargett Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Why, are you coming over? may have to give the airlines some time to forget a few discussions. as for the idiot pirate, if i was disconnected then how could i ring you? paying the bills is not the problem. dealing with gibbering imbeciles is.
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