First Lady Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him .. . They don't have time He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said. . . A widow. He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
El Presidente Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 .......Thats vicious Lise Why do men get divorced? ...........................because its worth it
maalouly Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 .......Thats vicious LiseWhy do men get divorced? ...........................because its worth it Why women you mean? Because if a man gets a divorce half his fortune is gone
El Presidente Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 You are not married maalouly are you No....even with half the assets gone..........IT IS STILL WORTH IT!
maalouly Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 You are not married maalouly are you No....even with half the assets gone..........IT IS STILL WORTH IT! I sure am but never getting one ... I hope.
laficion Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 .......Thats vicious LiseWhy do men get divorced? ...........................because its worth it Rob, watch out mate, I love to party but I confess that I sometimes over do it, years ago , my wife and I divorced, It was rough for her to live at my pace, and then, 2 years later , hooked me back and we got married a 2nd time, (that's courage). Now, there's one thing I keep in mind," You know what you left but you don't know what you're going to get". It's proven to be a good principal
Jesuscookies Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 Farting while on the sofa is so wasteful. I hold them all in, and then at bed time induce the "Dutch Oven" on my wife.
Warren Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 .......Thats vicious LiseWhy do men get divorced? ...........................because its worth it Another question is why do Husbands often die first? Because again it's worth it if just for the piece and quiet.
storeroomjeff Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 No reason to sue me in divorce court. I'll gladly pay you to stay the F... out of my face.
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