And that's when the fight started...

[Fuzz AI]

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's when the fight started.....

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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started....

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first..

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started.....

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And that’s when the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.”

I bought her a scale.

And that’s when the fight started…

[Ken Gargett]

love them. especially the last one.

[Colt45]

Printing this out for a friend with wife troubles as we speak

[El Presidente]

Printing this out for a friend with wife troubles as we speak

Thanks Colt but I have already got it......

[Colt45]

Printing this out for a friend with wife troubles as we speak

Thanks Colt but I have already got it......

With the amount of trouble you find, and how often you're in it, I'd have to cut down half a forest for the paper I'd need......

[gerem]

Nice one Fuzz :2thumbs:

[messa]

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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me acompliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's when the fight started....

[SmokinLightning]

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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me acompliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's when the fight started....