El Presidente Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 The Black Bra I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ?you are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
Ken Gargett Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 front up at my plac in a bra of any colour and i am setting the carpet snake on you.
rckymtn22 Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 I started off wondering why you were wearing a black leather bodice, then I realized that the story was a joke!
El Presidente Posted March 23, 2009 Author Posted March 23, 2009 front up at my plac in a bra of any colour and i am setting the carpet snake on you. Stop bragging
Ken Gargett Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 Stop bragging possibly a new low for this forum, and that is saying something.
mkz Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 possibly a new low for this forum, and that is saying something. And I thought things couldnt go any lower after the week 11 special video...
sounddust Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 And I thought things couldnt go any lower after the week 11 special video... Please show some respect... for The Cap!
GoSteelers Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 I started off wondering why you were wearing a black leather bodice, then I realized that the story was a joke! Maybe not a joke to be told in 1st person by a man?
Warren Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 Maybe not a joke to be told in 1st person by a man? It's ok, Rob has always been a man in touch with his feminine side. Well perhaps not HIS side but if there's a side around and it happens to be feminine he'll touch it.
kilroy Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 front up at my plac in a bra of any colour and i am setting the carpet snake on you. Carpet snake? I'll just assume that's some witty euphemism.
Ken Gargett Posted March 24, 2009 Posted March 24, 2009 Carpet snake? I'll just assume that's some witty euphemism. no, real snake.
theholmesmob Posted March 24, 2009 Posted March 24, 2009 here's a previous result of Ken setting his carpet python onto a *****..
kilroy Posted March 24, 2009 Posted March 24, 2009 here's a previous result of Ken setting his carpet python onto a *****.. I used to have cats and a snake all at the same time and it usually winds up working out like that. Snake attacks cat. Other cat attacks snake. Girlfriend enters and screams bloody murder. In the end you lose the girlfriend and her cats and get to keep the snake.
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