DocRKS Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 So while cleaning up her less than attractive 27 year old daughter's room, Mom discovers a few battery operated devices and some tubes of personal lubricants... She is in the process of putting everything back as she found it and the daughter walks into the room.... "What's this?!" the Mother asks..... "Mom, look.......I'm 27 years old, I have no prospects for marriage or even moving out of this house - so as far as I'm concerned, those things you found are taking the place of my husband..." A week or so later, Mom and daughter return home from shopping and walk into the living room where the Dad is watching TV with a glass of his favourite Single Malt in his hand, and one of his daughter's 'marital aids' nestled into his nether regions... "Frank - OMG !!! What are you doing?!!!" shout the Mom and Daughter....... "What are you getting so excited about? says Frank..... "Can't a man enjoy watching the game and having a drink with his son-in-law ?! "
cigarros Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 "What are you getting so excited about? says Frank..... "Can't a man enjoy watching the game and having a drink with his son-in-law ?! " Who breaks, pays
anacostiakat Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 So while cleaning up her less than attractive 27 year old daughter's room, Mom discovers a few battery operated devices and some tubes of personal lubricants... She is in the process of putting everything back as she found it and the daughter walks into the room...."What's this?!" the Mother asks..... "Mom, look.......I'm 27 years old, I have no prospects for marriage or even moving out of this house - so as far as I'm concerned, those things you found are taking the place of my husband..." A week or so later, Mom and daughter return home from shopping and walk into the living room where the Dad is watching TV with a glass of his favourite Single Malt in his hand, and one of his daughter's 'marital aids' nestled into his nether regions... "Frank - OMG !!! What are you doing?!!!" shout the Mom and Daughter....... "What are you getting so excited about? says Frank..... "Can't a man enjoy watching the game and having a drink with his son-in-law ?! " Similar to the guy sitting at a bar. Keeps pouring a little beer into his hand. Barkeep asks him "What the hell are you doing? Wasting good beer?" He replys, "I am getting my date drunk!"
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