Chicago Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time." She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends."
hoyopr Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 ROFLMFAO, That one is going to make the rounds, thx.
demiurgic Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 LOL Good one bro! Got one for you guys. My dad sent it a while back so, I'm sorry if I am repeating it. Jim and Wally, now in their 70's, are having a conversation about life, and agree that their time is up pretty soon. Jim says "Wally, I wanna have some fun before I find out I'm dead someday soon. Let's get drunk at the bar tonight and go visit this 'Madame' I heard about, who runs a Girl's House . Whaddya say?" Wally agrees and the two men get totally plastered later that evening. Holding each other up, they find they find their way to the Madame's place somehow. She sees them from the window and calls one of her girls over "Sue, put two blow up dolls in the first and second room, there so wasted and old, they wouldn't know the difference. Hell if I'm wasting one of my beauties on these guys" Sure enough, the Madame's bold plan works and the two men start to make their way home after it's all done. A little more sober on the walk home, Jim says "Wally, I think my girl was dead" "DEAD?" says wally, "why would you say a thing like that?" "well, I kept kissing her neck and she didn't respond once!" "Guess' that's better than mine" says Wally. "I think mine was a witch!" "A WITCH!!?!?!?!" says Jim. "What?" Wally replies, softly, "I kissed and bit her neck a little, and she suddenly farted!, and flew out the window!! and took my dentures with her!"
anacostiakat Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 LOL Good one bro! Got one for you guys. My dad sent it a while back so, I'm sorry if I am repeating it. Jim and Wally, now in their 70's, are having a conversation about life, and agree that their time is up pretty soon. Jim says "Wally, I wanna have some fun before I find out I'm dead someday soon. Let's get drunk at the bar tonight and go visit this 'Madame' I heard about, who runs a Girl's House . Whaddya say?" Wally agrees and the two men get totally plastered later that evening. Holding each other up, they find they find their way to the Madame's place somehow. She sees them from the window and calls one of her girls over "Sue, put two blow up dolls in the first and second room, there so wasted and old, they wouldn't know the difference. Hell if I'm wasting one of my beauties on these guys" Sure enough, the Madame's bold plan works and the two men start to make their way home after it's all done. A little more sober on the walk home, Jim says "Wally, I think my girl was dead" "DEAD?" says wally, "why would you say a thing like that?" "well, I kept kissing her neck and she didn't respond once!" "Guess' that's better than mine" says Wally. "I think mine was a witch!" "A WITCH!!?!?!?!" says Jim. "What?" Wally replies, softly, "I kissed and bit her neck a little, and she suddenly farted!, and flew out the window!! and took my dentures with her!" Funny. I heard the same joke with three guys at a conference. Drinking after hours and one stumbles off to his room. One of the other guys sneaks into the room and puts a blowup in bed with him. Guy comes down the next morning for breakfast and the two other guys ask him how did he sleep. He responds that he had the strangest dream. He was making love to a beautiful woman when he bit her on the *** and she farted and flew out the window. Good either way.
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