El Presidente Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 smithy, someone has to take that editing job away from you. as i've said before, the only red carpet you'll see come oscar night is one you are cleaning (or wearing). 15 minutes on corn, your corn, gets cut. then with beetles crawling all over us like the black swamp exploded, you slice the lot! shame, stanley, shame! next one tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 Did anyone see a beetle in kens cigar? ......Smithy? Alain? I can understand that growing up with crabs has made you slightly anxious but in this case the poor burn was due to a stem in the opening third. Tomorrow looks fine my end. Need to check with Spielberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Did anyone see a beetle in kens cigar? ......Smithy? Alain?I can understand that growing up with crabs has made you slightly anxious but in this case the poor burn was due to a stem in the opening third. in the cigar? the flame had sent them scurrying across floorbaords, down drains, over the edge of the deck. it reminded me of the episode of buffy where the bloke turns into a million creepy worms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 I only invite you to these things because your Mum asked me to try to get you out of the house more. The patience of Jobe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 i would like to state that contrary to any impression i may have given earlier, either in smithy's wonderful viseo or in print, that there was no visual evidence of any nature whatsoever regarding worms, beetles, bugs, any other creature of any definition whatsoever. i apologise unreservedly if i have given the wrong impression and for any damage done either personally to mr ayala or to that magnificent establishment, cigar czars. and please take it as read that i hereby offer up full apologies and withdrawals for any other comments, past or future, that may have me banned from said magnificent establishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 The patience of Jobe. i'm not surprised that if you don't have a real one, you can't spell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmith Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Did anyone see a beetle in kens cigar? ......Smithy? Alain?I can understand that growing up with crabs has made you slightly anxious but in this case the poor burn was due to a stem in the opening third. Tomorrow looks fine my end. Need to check with Spielberg. I left my dummy spit in there for you Gargett, you just had your mind on Porn and not Prawn Shells. Trust me there wasn't much I could pull out of this one, with descriptions of 'Good flavours and Melancholy.' I notice that you are still putting your hand up to be in the next recording? Is it for the publicity or the free cigars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 The patience of Jobe.i'm not surprised that if you don't have a real one, you can't spell it. I just try to correct biblical grammatical errors. It alway should have had an "e" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Candido Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Wow, awesome review! Who said?: 1) "speckles of spice" 2) "fresh dough, I said" 3) "It's medium to slightly above medium for me." 4) "it's given up it's pretense ... and when I say melancholy, that is what I meant." 5) "the cigar has definitely evolved. Darker is a crack way of explaining it, but you're right way of describing it, but you're right...." 6) "It's gone from sort of Holly Montana to Apocalypse now..." [Hmmmm?] 7) "The first third was awful dynamic, then then the second third and final third was coming into it. I think it's lost it a bit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I just try to correct biblical grammatical errors. It alway should have had an "e" how close did you get to the seminary? and smithy, i thought it was on my deck? there is an entrance fee for you (and secretly, i think you do a wonderful jobe with the material you have). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Wow, awesome review!Who said?: 1) "speckles of spice" 2) "fresh dough, I said" 3) "It's medium to slightly above medium for me." 4) "it's given up it's pretense ... and when I say melancholy, that is what I meant." 5) "the cigar has definitely evolved. Darker is a crack way of explaining it, but you're right way of describing it, but you're right...." 6) "It's gone from sort of Holly Montana to Apocalypse now..." [Hmmmm?] 7) "The first third was awful dynamic, then then the second third and final third was coming into it. I think it's lost it a bit." 5. crap, not crack, i think. 6. not polly or buffy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Candido Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 5. crap, not crack, i think.6. not polly or buffy? WTF, Ken?!!! You are trying to correct me? I will just save my editorial abilities for those who care in the future... Crap not crack?? What damn good loving american could hear the difference in the first place? You friggin' Ausi's... are there many Ausi's reading right now? You know what Ken ... never mind.... Love you buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 WTF, Ken?!!! You are trying to correct me? I will just save my editorial abilities for those who care in the future... Crap not crack?? What damn good loving american could hear the difference in the first place? You friggin' Ausi's... are there many Ausi's reading right now? You know what Ken ... never mind.... Love you buddy. DC, we have just been put on this earth to assist you (they don't call it 'american' now, do they?). as for are there many aussies reading now - harsh. rob will be reading his bank statements, smithy will be reading the video instructions. we expect that from the poms or sealbashers, not the seps! you guys are almost honorary aussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 WTF, Ken?!!! You are trying to correct me? I will just save my editorial abilities for those who care in the future... Crap not crack?? What damn good loving american could hear the difference in the first place? You friggin' Ausi's... are there many Ausi's reading right now? You know what Ken ... never mind.... Love you buddy. DC....our second review is often less grammatically correct. There are mitigating circumstances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Candido Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 "you guys are almost honorary aussies." all the more reason you should never have attempted to correct me. Damn! We are practically brothers. Damn good thing practically is more hypothetical, than theoretical. So anyways, I think they do call it American and we are proud *****. Don't make me and my friends come over there with superior firepower and fireables (cigars). We have the means, but really hate to have to show off on the world stage. Still, one thing we hate more is some fish - happy Aussie trying to make us look like we are *******.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 "you guys are almost honorary aussies." So anyways, I think they do call it American and we are proud *****. Don't make me and my friends come over there with superior firepower and fireables (cigars). We have the means, but really hate to have to show off on the world stage. Still, one thing we hate more is some fish - happy Aussie trying to make us look like we are *******.... i think we are safe. if we call it a war, if it is anything like the two biggies, it'll take you blokes so long to get here, we'll have shuffled off from old age (though you do seem to be getting into the swing of things in recent years). we'll assume the cigars are peace offerings - neotiations will be held on my balcony tomorrow arvo. we'd love you to make it but if you can't, okay to send the fireables on ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strayvector Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Great review guys. Loved the bag in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Great stuff again - but I can smell mutiny in the air........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmith Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Great stuff again - but I can smell mutiny in the air........ Mutiny?? We can't get rid of Ayala, if we did the out takes section would be pretty thin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Great stuff again - but I can smell mutiny in the air........ mutiny? never!! we speak as one (-ish). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC1 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Haven't watched the vid yet but, if it's half as funny as this thread it should be a pearla. Fair dinkum, i nearly p1ssed meself reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmith Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Great review guys. Loved the bag in the background. They were our weekly sponsor for the event, I'm pleased someone noticed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
android Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Nice job gents....Smitty u seemed to be the only responsible one out of the group Ha Ha....send me three boxes....Lisa has my info. Thanks Bro. Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perfectform Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Good review guys, thanks. I have a box with that exact date so I will let them sleep a bit longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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