Colt45 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 % for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, they found the UPS man dead on the porch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackFriar Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Ahhh, just what I needed to brighten up the afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tampa1257 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Thought it would maybe have been the DHL man but they never delivered on time anyway.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Twain Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genevapics Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Bulldog Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Thats just funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Candido Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I don't get it. Can someone explain it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Lady Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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