blonde parking

[Ken Gargett]

PARKING THE CAR

The announcer said, 'We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the

snowplows can get through'.

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer

says, 'We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park

your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can

get through.'

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer

says, 'We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...'

Then the power went out.

Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,

'Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park

on so the snowplows can get through?'

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to

Blondes exhibit, Norman says...

'Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?'

[First Lady]

Giggle :wink:

[shrink]

» 'Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?'

Ken, that would get you lynched in America. Liberated women would be thinking...

"Why don't you just leave it in your pants this time?"

[lutharthegreat]

[brooklyn]

Touche!