Wednesday\'s Laugh

[Tampa1257]

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies

sitting in a used car.

He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car Were they trying to steal it?

'Heavens no, we bought it.'

'Then why don't you drive it away.'

We can't drive.'

Then why did you buy it?'

'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.......................:-D

[BlackFriar]

[cliff]

there's a maried couple with two kinds and they really don't talk about sex while they are around,

so, they use coded language...

the father says to his daughter, "tell mom I'd like to type a letter"

the daughter says it to her mother, and she answers, "no, it's impossible, there's a red ribbon in the typmachine"...

the father is verry disapointed...

after a few days the mother asks to her daughter to say to her father that the typmachine is back ok...

father; "tell your mother that I wrote the damn letter by hand !"

[Colt45]

:lol:

[laficion]

Hi Tampa1257 and cliff,

O.K. here we go,

For the first day in class, the teacher asked the

children to give out their names and tell the class what their

father did for a living.The teacher asked the first child,

The child said, my name is bob and my father is a doctor.

Good, said the teacher, next.

The next child said, my name is betty and my daddy is a

truck driver.

Well, that's great, said the teacher. Next ??

The next child was toto and toto said,

My name is toto and my father is dead.

Oh, I'm so sorry, said the teacher, but what did your father

do before he died??

And toto replyed, Before dying , my father did

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG HHUM !!!!!

[gostgost]

A great friend of mine has a son named Andrew and whenever the boy didn't something wrong (which was all the time) my friend would say fu**en Andrew and this continued for years with me saying you better stop Bubba.

The first day of school was very interesting as the teachers wanted all the students to introduce themselves while the parents were in the room.

Well to say the least when it was time for the boy, yep he introduce himself as Fu**en Andrew G*****

As his mother passed out from this the boy father turned and said ****en Andrew and I just looked at my friend and said I think everyone know the boys name Bubba.

Yes this is a true story I never laugh so dam hard in my life as my wife is hitting me to stop laughing.

[Ryan]

A penguin is driving along when his car’s engine suddenly breaks down and stops.

He sees a small town up the road and pushes up to a service garage there.

The mechanic tells him to give him an hour to look at it then come back.

The penguin goes for a walk around the town, sees an ice-cream shop and gets himself a big cone of soft-serve vanilla.

He’s a sloppy eater and gets half of the ice-cream all over his beak.

When he gets back to the garage the mechanic tells him, “I’ve got news for you, it looks like you blew a seal”.

Penguin replies, “No, it’s really just the ice-cream”.