Ken Gargett Posted July 28, 2008 Posted July 28, 2008 and take a look at the audience response - 42% agreed re bush's name!!
Chaki Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 Ken, You should not believe everything you see on the net ;-) Check this: [link]http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/gameshows/millionaire.asp[/link]
El Presidente Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 » Ken, » » You should not believe everything you see on the net ;-) » Check this: » [link]http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/gameshows/millionaire.asp[/link] Ken is a journalist Chaki......he always checks his sources :rotfl:
CoryOllis Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 » » Ken, » » » » You should not believe everything you see on the net ;-) Taking it one step more, I don't believe anything without proof but that doesn't mean it can't be a hoot! :-D I also never believe the so-called experts because they are almost always being hired to persuade for a purpose. The public is not required to think very often so the practice has fallen into disuse. This makes them easy grist for opportunists! :-P
tcampbel Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 Saw this on the local news a few months ago. They had contacted millionaire and they said it never happened. Makes for a funny but untrue article.
Guest Warren Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 » So, Ken is still single. There's no space for his d*** in women's » bodies. Yossie Mate you nearly made me spit cab sav all over my laptop. :rotfl:
Ken Gargett Posted November 15, 2008 Author Posted November 15, 2008 save us from idiots (and rob, does the sun coming up one remind you of smeone we know?) Idiotic 'Millionaire' Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.' It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?' A) A Peanut An Elephant C) The Moon D) Hey, who you calling large? Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.' Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure. 'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.' Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant. 'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.' Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 'Come on Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it.' To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.' 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans. Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life. 'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.' Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.' *Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale R50.' The next day someone stole it.* *One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where???'* *** While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.' * **They Walk Among Us!!* **** My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got onher weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.* **** My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot...* hey - christmas island at the fishing lodge, they keep the life jackets for the outriggers in the truck because they make the most comfortable pllows. *** My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... * *** I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...* *** I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...* this is true - i had a woman from telstra ring me to allegedly help with their endless cock-ups and the first question she asked was 'do you have a phone?'. she then took offence, meely because i queried if she had stopped to consider just what she'd rung me on, and if all the other telstra employees were dumber than a box of hammers. one last 'who wants idiotd like this removed from the gene pool'...
shrink Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 I'd cut her some slack. She'd just spent the night with you-know-who...
yossie Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 » » » I'd cut her some slack. She'd just spent the night with » you-know-who... » » So, Ken is still single. There's no space for his d*** in women's bodies.
FireDigger Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 » save us from idiots (and rob, does the sun coming up one remind you of » smeone we know?) » » » » Idiotic 'Millionaire' Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever » » » » » » » » » » Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on 'Who Wants To Be » A Millionaire?' » » NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends » and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her » appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.' » » It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on » the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are » dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.' » After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured » her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely » easy $100 question. The question was: » 'Which of the following is the largest?' » A) A Peanut » An Elephant » C) The Moon » D) Hey, who you calling large? » Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she » realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the » answer. » 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best » to hide her disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of » these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.' » Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the » 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was » bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy » question, Evans still remained unsure. » 'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I » think I better phone a friend.' » Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans » asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant. » 'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the » first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of » the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds » hun.' » » Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to » argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. » 'Come on Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Puh, that » can't be it.' » To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her » friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.' » 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I » think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans. » Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of » answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the » dumbest choice of her life. » 'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the » too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with » your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm » going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.' » Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated » breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, » C, 'The Moon.' » I think that story was a hoax: http://www.hoax-slayer.com/elephant-moon-quiz-question.shtml Here is the real image that they photoshopped:
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