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Jose, please print this out and table at the current HSA marketing meeting in Havana.

Memo to Habanos s.a executives. Date 24/6/08

We have shared many great times and have exchanged hospitality on both sides of the globe. Kudos for the quality revolution that began in 2000 and which continues to this day. Kudos to developing and marketing such great cigars as the Cohiba Siglo VI, Partagas P2 and R&J Short Churchill. So in the spirit of mutual friendship, permit me to give you a little piece of advice:

PULL YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR ARSE! It is Fricken almost JULY so where the HELL are the LE's for 2008! Where the hell are the fancy new Tubo stock you announced at the outset of 2007! Where the hell are the NEW RELEASES!

Who is running the joint or are you all too busy running around seeing who has a post Imperial takeover seat? You people make PARALYSIS look like Ben Johnson on roids.

Get your fricken act together and start doing your jobs in a professional and timely manner or move over and let someone else do it.

Best regards

Rob Ayala

Cigar Czars

Brisbane Australia.

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» » PULL YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR ARSE!

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» "How to Win Friends, The Rob Ayala Way"

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» or is it that you simply miss the Cuban consul.......

Colt I may have had a reprieve with the local Cuban Consul...it appears he has been recalled to Cuba. Wishing him a great trip home and lets catch up for a drink :ok:

The memo hopefully will serve to stop the mutual backslapping at the annual HSA marketing meeting .....at least for a few minutes.

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» I can see special RR for Czar only...consisting of finely aged horse

» manure.

Ah! The RR Czar "Caballo Mierda" Robusto...

A staple in the humidor. :-P

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» » I can see special RR for Czar only...consisting of finely aged horse

» » manure.

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» Ah! The RR Czar "Caballo Mierda" Robusto...

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» A staple in the humidor. :-P

Or . . . a stable in the humidor.

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» » I can see special RR for Czar only...consisting of finely aged horse

» » manure.

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» Ah! The RR Czar "Caballo Mierda" Robusto...

:rotfl:

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» » » I can see special RR for Czar only...consisting of finely aged horse

» » » manure.

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» » Ah! The RR Czar "Caballo Mierda" Robusto...

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WELL PUT PREZ

Posted

Holy Crap!

You really didn't like the cigar the other day did you..................

Go get em Boss.

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