Australia really isn\'t a dangerous place.

[El Presidente]

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/05/2...local-news.html

Please....no sucking venom jokes ;-)

[zuma]

That's what happens to pervs... no effing with aussie snakes

[asmith]

» http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/05/2...local-news.html

»

» Please....no sucking venom jokes ;-)

What the hell are you doing surfing the web looking for stories about guys getting bitten on their *****?

[shrink]

What the hell are you doing surfing the web looking for stories about guys getting bitten on their *****?

I'm beginning to suspect that it's an occupational hazard in Czar's neck of the woods.

[asmith]

» What the hell are you doing surfing the web looking for stories about

» guys getting bitten on their *****?

»

» I'm beginning to suspect that it's an occupational hazard in Czar's neck

» of the woods.

Like me for getting out of there :-D

[SmokinAl]

The ambulance spokesman described him as "lucky", given his near encounter with one of Australia’s most poisonous snakes.

I would consider him to have been luckier if he'd stopped another mile down the road.

[Mel]

If he'd gotten a good bite the mate could have ended up a sheila. No kidding tissue death in a terminal digit is real possibility.:-(

[havanaclub7]

I love reading all of the comments from the Aussies on this board. Although sometimes, I think I need a dictionary to translate! :-D

In honour of the post, here is an old bar joke about a similar situation:

Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!". The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!".

So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor. "Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says. "It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.". The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?" The other friend replies, "Doctor said you are gonna die!"

[anacostiakat]

Two eyed snake meets one eyed snake!

[Mel]

» Two eyed snake meets one eyed snake! :rotfl:es but which snake was bigger?

Y

[ARRV]

He obviously forgot to buy it a drink first

[shrink]

» He obviously forgot to buy it a drink first

Yes, but he was wise enough not to marry it...