My Friday Joke

[First Lady]

Golfing Tales

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,” she told him.

"Oh no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She then administered a very tender and artful massage for several minutes and then asked, "How does that feel?

He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken."

So typical of men :-D

[BlackFriar]

Oh that's priceless! Ranks right up there with your Dad's comments to that one kid you posted awhile back.

[crossbow]

» Golfing Tales

»

» Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her

» ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The

» ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his

» groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman

» rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

»

» "Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could

» relieve your pain if you’d allow me,” she told him.

»

» "Oh no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes," the man

» replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still

» clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he

» finally allowed her to help.

»

» She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his

» pants and put her hands inside. She then administered a very tender and

» artful massage for several minutes and then asked, "How does that feel?

»

» He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken."

»

» So typical of men :-D:rotfl:

[Fatshotbud]

She then administered a very tender

» and

» » artful massage for several minutes and then asked, "How does that feel?

»

» »

» » He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken."

» »

» » So typical of men :-D:rotfl:

Good one Lisa!

[Ken Gargett]

lisa, take next friday off.

[marco polo]

;-)

[SmokinLightning]

LOL....

Reminds of that time I went to the doctor, and told him I felt a burning sensation every time I urinate.

He told me to try holding my cigar in my other hand.

[n2advnture]

» Golfing Tales ...

FINALLY a funny one :-D

[crasmith]

Classic! Thanks for the laugh! :-)