First Lady Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Golfing Tales Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,” she told him. "Oh no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She then administered a very tender and artful massage for several minutes and then asked, "How does that feel? He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken." So typical of men :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackFriar Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Oh that's priceless! Ranks right up there with your Dad's comments to that one kid you posted awhile back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crossbow Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 » Golfing Tales » » Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her » ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The » ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his » groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman » rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. » » "Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could » relieve your pain if you’d allow me,” she told him. » » "Oh no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes," the man » replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still » clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he » finally allowed her to help. » » She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his » pants and put her hands inside. She then administered a very tender and » artful massage for several minutes and then asked, "How does that feel? » » He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken." » » So typical of men :-D:rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatshotbud Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 She then administered a very tender » and » » artful massage for several minutes and then asked, "How does that feel? » » » » » He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken." » » » » So typical of men :-D:rotfl: Good one Lisa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 lisa, take next friday off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marco polo Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinLightning Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 LOL.... Reminds of that time I went to the doctor, and told him I felt a burning sensation every time I urinate. He told me to try holding my cigar in my other hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n2advnture Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 » Golfing Tales ... FINALLY a funny one :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasmith Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Classic! Thanks for the laugh! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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