First Lady Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 An Australian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.' The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?' The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' 'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'' The Aussie smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bl00dy things running about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Was that one of Rob's "Oris Pickup Lines"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklyn Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 This just proves that you Aussies are Irish,full of wit and blarney.:-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapewormboy Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 haha....good one!!! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Insert guy from the District and a half hour. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Good one Lisa.:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 you said this morning you were posting a joke. i can't find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 » you said this morning you were posting a joke. i can't find it. nice gig Ken. But actually Lisa, I thought it was funny.:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Lady Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 » you said this morning you were posting a joke. i can't find it. Ken remember I look after you ...... no thanks.... oh and by the way :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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