First Lady Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near to Mt Isa. A few days after moving in the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region, so he goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens not wanting to interrupt these "Chinese customs", he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day. The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another "Chinese custom", he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day. A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the bull's bum. The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says "Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass, and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about **** on you." The Chinese man is very taken back and says "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs." "What do you mean mate" says the Aussie, "Those aren't Australian customs." "Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me" replied the Chinese man," He say to become true Australian, I learn chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-****" :-D I think the Travel agent has been hanging around Ken and Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 and the chinese market? sadly, the only funny thing you ever found was the qantas one that you ddn't post. i think rob's guide to wives came from the same era as your joke book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Hilarious! Hope this doesn't mean you have to delete Asians from Rob's ever dwindling market. At this rate you won't have anyone left! Gong Xi Fa Cai everybody!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mef Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Top stuff Lisa M surprised the imigration dept didn't turn up... Gong Xi Fa Cai...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guibou Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Happy New Year to all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklyn Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Great joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benzopyrene Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Thanks for the laugh. I was wondering whee that one was headed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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