Chinese Customs


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Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of

living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near to Mt Isa. A few

days after moving in the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across

and welcome the new guy to the region, so he goes next door but on his

way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front

yard chasing about 10 hens not wanting to interrupt these "Chinese

customs", he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about

to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the

Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to

interrupt another "Chinese custom", he decides to put the welcome on

hold for yet another day. A day later he decides to give it one last

go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull

down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the bull's

bum.

The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese

man and says "Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?

I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running

around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass,

and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that

bull's bum, it could just about **** on you."

The Chinese man is very taken back and says "Sorry sir, you no

understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian

Customs."

"What do you mean mate" says the Aussie, "Those aren't

Australian customs."

"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me" replied the Chinese

man," He say to become true Australian, I learn chase chicks, drink

piss, and listen to bull-****"

:-D I think the Travel agent has been hanging around Ken and Rob :clap:

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