tigger Posted January 26, 2008 Posted January 26, 2008 kirill's introduction thread -his girlfriend's comment in particular - reminded me of something I posted on another board just about a year ago. I'm not generally one to post content/reviews across multiple boards, but folks here might get a chuckle out of it: January 27, 2007 My gal isn't a fan of tobacco. She tolerates my couple/few cigars per week...I usually get away with just being told (in a warm, fond way, of course) that I stink after I have one. I took some notes on one of the Torpedoes Wilkey sent my recently. Last night I found an additional page on my night stand accompanying those notes, along with a hand-rendered drawing of the graphic you'll see below. It read: Torp 1 (this assessment may be used for all cigars) Slightly scabby wrapper, large ammt of tooth decay Scent: wrapper: pond scum foot: old socks prelight draw - sea weed initial draw - sh*t 1st " - Flaky fish heads 2nd " - dirty garbage can 3rd " - tangy sewage plant 4th " - flatulence 9:20 Flushed down toilet where they all belong I love her.
Ziggy Posted January 26, 2008 Posted January 26, 2008 At least you wont have to worry about sharing.:-D Zig
Moglman Posted January 26, 2008 Posted January 26, 2008 I love a girl that can jokingly indicate her distaste instead of some of the harsher penalties. Thanks tigger.
kirill Posted January 26, 2008 Posted January 26, 2008 :-D Glad you posted this, I wish my girlfriend would possess this amount of humour when it comes to cigars and my passion for them. She considers them the stupidest possible thing to spend my money, time and health on and as she studied liberal arts I sometimes have to listen to musings about possible phallic suppressed desires or unconcious compensation desires. But no more of her here..:-P
Colt45 Posted January 26, 2008 Posted January 26, 2008 Good stuff, but I don't know if I'd be laughing if it happened to me :-). Out of curiosity, do you smoke inside Tigger? And Kirill, mandatory response to any "musings" about your cigars: "Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich"
TexaSmoke Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 That is pretty funny. I guess I lucked out because my wife normally wants me to smoke more cigars. She knows I like it, and its relaxing. In fact she wants me to build a bigger humidor (mainly just wants me to get a new one since my cabinet humidor I have now doesn't match our furniture).
SmokinLightning Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 Great post, sounds like a funny lady. Luckily my wife is a little more understanding.
Mel39 Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 Nice one Tig. You've got a goodun with a great SOH. Doubt if a woman would understand me with ash all over the floor and keyboard. Will have a clean up when I'm waist deep in nubs.:-D mel39
Ginseng Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 I remember that, Tim. It's still funny. :-D Wilkey
GoSteelers Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 Did she write that before or after the ironing was done???
Ken Gargett Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 » kirill's introduction thread -his girlfriend's comment in particular - » reminded me of something I posted on another board just about a year ago. » I'm not generally one to post content/reviews across multiple boards, but » folks here might get a chuckle out of it: » » January 27, 2007 » » My gal isn't a fan of tobacco. She tolerates my couple/few cigars per » week...I usually get away with just being told (in a warm, fond way, of » course) that I stink after I have one. » » I took some notes on one of the Torpedoes Wilkey sent my recently. Last » night I found an additional page on my night stand accompanying those » notes, along with a hand-rendered drawing of the graphic you'll see below. » It read: » » Torp 1 (this assessment may be used for all cigars) » » Slightly scabby wrapper, large ammt of tooth decay » » Scent: wrapper: pond scum » foot: old socks » » prelight draw - sea weed » » initial draw - sh*t » » 1st " - Flaky fish heads » » 2nd " - dirty garbage can » » 3rd " - tangy sewage plant » » 4th " - flatulence » » 9:20 Flushed down toilet where they all belong » » » » I love her. so it was one of rob's specials, then?
tigger Posted January 28, 2008 Author Posted January 28, 2008 » Out of curiosity, do you smoke » inside Tigger? Not in the house. But for a variety of reasons, I almost never did before we met either.
El Presidente Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 Love her sense of humour Tigger My wife simply scowls and asks "....so I assume there is no chance you will ever go back to banking?"
CIGARHead Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 » Love her sense of humour Tigger » » My wife simply scowls and asks "....so I assume there is no chance you » will ever go back to banking?" Are you sure she didn't say: "....so I assume there is no chance you will ever go back to wanking?"
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