How many e-mails can you people send?

[El Presidente]

I mean.....Seriously.

Lisa took a flight to Melbourne yesterday at noon to catch the Australia/Argentina soccer match ( she took a plane...not her broom). I have been doing her e-mails and processing in the interim until she returns Friday morning.

Open up 200+ legitimate emails this morning most of which start

Hi Honey

Sweetheart

Luscious

and end

your Lattin Lover

Your the best!

Your a sweetheart!

Don't tell my wife!

and include

Tell that fat ass Rob to get off his ass...(we spell it with Arse here!)

Whats that lazy SOB doing

You deserve a raise!

You carry the place!

I have taken complete note of everything that has been said and by whom

[Tampa1257]

Damn Rob, being her Latin Lover was "our" secret!

[broozer]

maybe she really didn't go to a soccer match? ;-)

bruce

[nugget]

It's all true, she's a great girl.

Harden up Rob.:wink:

[El Presidente]

» It's all true, she's a great girl.

»

» Harden up Rob.:wink:

For goodness sake...should anyone put up with this?

"You are a peach honey! Whenever you visit you have a place to stay. You are like one of the family and even my wife thinks that you are incredible. Get them out when you can and say hello to that "bludger" Rob for me :-) ...I am practicing my Aussie"

BLUDGER! BLUDGER my ARSE!!! No wonder she cackles like a witch around a cauldorn all day

[El Presidente]

» Damn Rob, being her Latin Lover was "our" secret!

I call her every 15 minutes to ruin any chance of a job interview ;-)

[Ken Gargett]

»

» and include

»

» Tell that fat ass Rob to get off his ass...(we spell it with Arse here!)

» Whats that lazy SOB doing

» You deserve a raise!

» You carry the place!

»

»

» I have taken complete note of everything that has been said and by whom

»

so basically, for the first time in your life, you had to do some work?

[Guest Warren]

P P P Ha Ha Ha Ha :rotfl: :rotfl:

Knell that's funny.

Is that a bit like reading your sisters diary.

[smokum]

My notes are encrypted. At-Fay Ass-Ay OB-Ray.

[Professor Twain]

Rob, you and Lisa make a great team, you know, like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers--but without the dancing.

[Mel]

Calm down mate, I think you have a nice arse.

[Taino]

» Calm down mate, I think you have a nice arse.

...I completely disagree, I believe Rob doesn't have any arse at all... we would call him "dog arse": just a hole.

...how do I know? that's another story :-D

[Mindflux]

I just sent one. No honey or sweet talk really.

:-D

[Mel]

» » Calm down mate, I think you have a nice arse.

»

» ...I completely disagree, I believe Rob doesn't have any arse at all... we

» would call him "dog arse": just a hole.

» ...how do I know? that's another story :-D

Now that's funny right there.

[Colt45]

» » » Calm down mate, I think you have a nice arse.

» »

» » ...I completely disagree, I believe Rob doesn't have any arse at all...

» we

» » would call him "dog arse": just a hole.

» » ...how do I know? that's another story :-D

»

» Now that's funny right there.

once again, zero to *** in 1.3 seconds.

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

[smokum]

have to learn to press Submit only ONCE:lookaround:

[smokum]

» » once again, zero to *** in 1.3 seconds.

» »

» » (not that there's anything wrong with that)

»

Never fails.....Lisa forgive me but...if I met you I'd have to do a quick Mick Dundee on ya just to be positive....I don't know what's going on over there.

[Mindflux]

» I mean.....Seriously.

»

Rob,

You are are slow on the draw Lisa would have responded to my email by now.

;-)