First Lady Posted July 11, 2007 Posted July 11, 2007 A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours." The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?". :rotfl:
anacostiakat Posted July 11, 2007 Posted July 11, 2007 » A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. » » She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see » » her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was » playing, » and the aroma of perfume filled the room. » » "What are you doing?" she asked. » » "I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law » answered. » » "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. » » "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. » » "Love dress? But you're naked!" » » "Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he » sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for » hours." » » The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, » put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, » put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to » arrive. » » Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so » provocatively. » » "What are you doing?" he asked. » » "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. » » "Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?". » » » » :rotfl:
brooklyn Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 » A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. » » She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see » » her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was » playing, » and the aroma of perfume filled the room. » » "What are you doing?" she asked. » » "I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law » answered. » » "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. » » "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. » » "Love dress? But you're naked!" » » "Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he » sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for » hours." » » The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, » put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, » put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to » arrive. » » Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so » provocatively. » » "What are you doing?" he asked. » » "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. » » "Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?". I will tell this one to my father-in-law when I get to San Jose next month. » » » » :rotfl:
patrick Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 » "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. » » "Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?". » Hhahahahahaha...
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