Curt Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Einstein's birthday was March 14. He would now be 127. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as: Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty
anacostiakat Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 » Einstein's birthday was March 14. He would now be 127. Few people » remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa » Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. » » He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. » He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, » the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to » be known as: » » Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty Good one!
Professor Twain Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 My youngest is planning to study physics in college. Not sure if I will tell him this one...
Colt45 Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Einstein's Other Theory, or is it Einstein's Udder Theory? ba-dum-bum.........
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