Conversation skills

[First Lady]

Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing...??

You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour!

Husband: I was just looking for the expiration date.

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Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and No.

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Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up

my seat to a lady.

Mum: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But Mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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A newly married man asked his wife,

"Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly,

"I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

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Father to son after exam:

Father: "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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A Wife asked her husband:

"What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied:

"I like your sense of humour

:clap:

[Colt45]

:lol2:

[Jimmy2]

:-D

[jsd]

» ___________________________________________

» A Wife asked her husband:

» "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

» He looked at her from head to toe and replied:

» "I like your sense of humour

»

» :clap:

Oh thats rough:lol:

[motownflip]

those were great.

[genevapics]

Nice.