....a guy walks into a bar.........


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A Guy Walks into a Bar....

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.

Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around,

faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever

since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,

"No kidding.

I'm a lawyer too.

What firm are you with?"

:rotfl:

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