El Presidente Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 A Guy Walks into a Bar.... A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Not bad. But it would have been more topical if it turned out that the woman was a banker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 or a dirt salesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiley Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Well, I thought it was pretty funny anyway. :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy2 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSteelers Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck. bartender looks at him and says.... "Hey buddy, don't be startin' anything" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I liked that one:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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