....a guy walks into a bar.........

[El Presidente]

A Guy Walks into a Bar....

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.

Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around,

faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever

since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,

"No kidding.

I'm a lawyer too.

What firm are you with?"

[shrink]

Not bad. But it would have been more topical if it turned out that the woman was a banker...

[Ken Gargett]

or a dirt salesman.

[Wiley]

Well, I thought it was pretty funny anyway. :-P

[Jimmy2]

:-)

[Colt45]

[GoSteelers]

Guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck.

bartender looks at him and says....

"Hey buddy, don't be startin' anything"

[Mel]

I liked that one:-D