First Lady Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Just for a laugh :-D I, the P*nis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P*nis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, V. Gina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokum Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 :-D ...where do you find these Lisa !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccsmoker Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 too funn;-) y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marco polo Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Good one.. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cam Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 soo good!!! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josie67 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 You are TOO funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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