Top 3 Chick Magnets


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1. Being married/have a girlfriend already.

2. An air of slight cockiness...NOTE: This can be overdone. Emphasis on the word SLIGHT. ie: no collars up Fonzie

3. A baby or puppy.Interchangable. Either will do. Does NOT, I repeat does NOT have to be your kid or your mutt. In fact this gives me an idea Rob:

[link]www.kid-czar.com[/link]

[link]www.puppy-czar.com[/link]

Call me if interested. I figure I can bribe at least 5 friends and my wife to pump out 1.5 kids/year.

Getting the dogs to do it is NOT a problem.

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Without a doubt....

1. My son at age 4.

2. My son at age 8.

3. My son at age 12.

Now that he is 14, he's his own magnet....LOL!

Another fine looking woman is always a magnet.

It's the curiosity that slays 'em every time.

Especially if you can swing the 2fer! :yes:

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» This is purely for purposes of research. Female member thoughts have extra

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Porsche did not work, but the Ferrari did.

African top 3;

1. More than 2 cows.

2. A car.

3. A car which actually runs.

Must be careful though - perhaps you need to ask what kind of chick you're trying to magnetise .... ie. a "oh my god, let's do it now" chick, or a "I don't care if you use my credit card forever as long I as can hold your hand" chick.

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Okay Guys

It's time I put you out of your misery ;-)

It all depends on the age of the chickie babe that depends on her wants and what she will look for in a

19 - 26 Looks, Body , Money (at this age we are still materialistic)

26- 35 A Brain (humour is very very important), A Great Smile (on the face and in the eyes - it tells alot about a guy) and Sex ;-) Women are in their prime at this age LOL

35- 40 Women are still optimistic and are looking for love

40 - 50 Money and that's all LOL as you can always hire a gigolo LOL

Puppies are nice but I'm a cat person

Now please use this information wisely

The First Lady

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"40 - 50 Money and that's all LOL as you can always hire a gigolo LOL"

Must be why my last girlfriend dumped me a month after she turned 40. At least she kept using me for sex afterwards.:clap: That is, until she found a rich guy.... But if she does want some on the side from now on, I'll have to start charging. I'll just have her wire the money directly to Cigar Czar...it'll save me the trouble.

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  • 3 weeks later...

one wonders why rob asked in the first place.

may i also say that i am not surprised that lisa is a cat person.

may i also say that while i suspect $$$$ is high on the list, forgetting your wife's 40th is highly unlikely to be in the top ten.

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