\"Tenjewberrymuds.\"

[El Presidente]

TENJEWBERRYMUDS

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'Tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

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The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."

[shrink]

God, I think I stayed in the same place...

[SmokinLightning]

Hahahaha... I read that outloud to my wife, she was laughing so hard her eyes were watering...

She was fine until I got to "Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?", then she lost it.

:-D

[Jack]

I'm afraid that is the drive thru line at some food establishments i've been to.

There's a scene in "Dude Where's my Car" that is fitting.

[anacostiakat]

Sonybeaches...

[Colt45]

Reminds me of crank yankers - yaaaaaayyyyyy!