habanablue Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 first attempt at a joke on FOH, wordy, but good. A truck driver is killed in a traffic accident and hasn't lived the most perfect life so he goes straight down to the fiery pits of hell. Satan meets him at the gates and immediately welcomes him. "you know it isn't all bad down here mate." "How so?" the truckie relies "Well, do you drink?" "yeah well that's why I'm here, had too many and got behind the wheel" replies the truckie, "Well you are gonna love Mondays. All we do is sit around and get pissed... Beer, Whiskey, Vodka, Absinthe, whatever your poison it is on tap." The devil states. "Great" replies the truckie. Do you smoke? asks Satan, "yeah well I was a member of FOH" "Well you are gonna love Tuesdays, all we do is smoke, Cigarettes, Cubans, as many as you like on Tuesdays." "Fantastic," the truckie states, "I'm gonna love Tuesdays." "Do you pop pills?" "yeah sometimes" the truckie replies "well you are gonna love Wednesdays, all the drugs you want, we even force em down your throat if you aren't that keen!" Satan exclaims. "Wednesdays are good for me" the truckie states. "Do you like the ladies? Satan enquires. "Well of course" the truckie replies. "Well you are gonna love Thursdays, all the whores you want for free of course...." "Bring it on" replies the Truckie. "Are you ***?" asks the Devil. "no the truckie replies, I'm not into that **** at all!!!" replies the Truckie. then Satan replies: wait for it!!! "Mate, you are gonna hate Fridays"
Colt45 Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 :lol: always good to start the day with a laugh. can't help but think that this might be a normal week at czar house........ or at least Smithy's interview to become part of the czar crew......
El Presidente Posted December 17, 2006 Posted December 17, 2006 I would like to categorically state that the story in question does not resembe Czar House. We take no pills.
shrink Posted December 17, 2006 Posted December 17, 2006 Do you smoke? asks Satan, "yeah well I was a member of FOH" "Well, I'll be damned", said the Devil, "so am I..."
wp2 Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 » Do you smoke? asks Satan, "yeah well I was a member of FOH" » » "Well, I'll be damned", said the Devil, "so am I..." That is so wrong!!! :-D
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