What is the best piece of advice ever given toyou ?

[Ken Gargett]

Your slandering of him was cruel and unnecessary

» but competely in charachter.

you may also wish to rephrase this - i'm sure your dad is a nice man (actually, given you, i'm not sure of that at all) and i don't really know his character at all.

[ilikecigars]

a kiss given but not wanted is easier forgiven then a kiss wanted that wasnt given.

it is better to have had then too not have had.

the wider you open the window...the more **** flys in...keep it simple.

a man with itchy ass also has stinky fingers..

he that farts in church sits in pew..

life is like a big **** sandwich and we all get to take a bite.

[habanohal]

girl who stand on head , crack up

he who stands on toilet is high on pot

[habanablue]

confucious also say:

'man who run behind car become exhausted'

'man who walk through fly screen will strain himself'

'man who walk through security door at airport sideways going to Bangkok'

[dragon]

<<< What is the best piece of advice ever given toyou ? >>>

From the classic movie "The Ten Commandments".....when the Pharoah of Egypt (Seti) was on his death bed, he was giving his last words of advice and passing on wisdom to his son at his side (Ramses) who would take over as Pharoah. There was one pearl of wisdom he gave him that has always stuck with me, it was:

"TRUST NO WOMAN"

[Colt45]

Not advice given to me exactly, but here are a few quotes I like:

From the movie Conan the Barbarian - Arnold's reply when asked what is good in life:

"To crush your enemies,

see them driven before you,

and to hear the lamentation of the women

I try to live my life by these three simple principles.

"If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything"

And perhaps my favorite:

"Blood is freedom's stain"

[TR]

my fav's from my childhood:

anything worth doing is worth doing right (the first time)

start using the head on your shoulders, not the one in your pants

and lastly (very much stolen from John Wayne) life is tough, it is tougher when you're stupid (the variation to that was "when you are a dumbass")

[Spud2]

Ah, the thing my father use to tell me.

Like what!

Get outta the bathroom, give someone else a chance! :rotfl

[dysfunctional]

better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.......

[jjisaacson]

think smarter, not harder...

[Guest hellbub]

"Don't drink and go to meetings"

[smk819]

Always do the right thing, whether it is beneficial to you or not.

[Missingenue]

Golly gee I have books full of these things just waiting for a chance like to this unleash.....................

"Never be afraid to try something new.........Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend".

"Wounded people are dangerous...........they know they can survive."

and my favourite for this week:

"It is possible to make no mistakes and still lose:-(

[rd123456789]

I can only remember one of my Dad's tips... "there's a meal in every beer."

[strayvector]

No such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people asking questions.

[TR]

» I can only remember one of my Dad's tips... "there's a meal in every beer."

or the ever favorite, "porkchop in a bottle"

LMAO