The Top Ten Things Men Know \"FOR SURE\" About Women

[Ben]

9. They're insane.

[new2habano]

1. They F##k

[genevapics]

Yeah baby!

[new2habano]

Sorry for the vulgarity Pres, it's the first thing that popped into my head. :-D

[Havana Joe]

That's for sure....:-P

[olotti]

What a great post!!! :-P :-D

[PorscheC4S]

Before adding to the list, I'd want to know that Lisa isn't going to read this thread. A woman scorned would be a risky combination with our supply of the worlds finest combustibles;-)

Although a quote from the movie As Good As It Gets makes an interesting addition to the list. Jack Nicholson's character is a famous fiction writer and is asked by a female fan of his work, "How do you write women so well"? He responds, "I think of man, and then take away reason and accountability." That line always makes me laugh.

[Wiley]

mesmerizing....

[El Presidente]

» Before adding to the list, I'd want to know that Lisa isn't going to read

» this thread. A woman scorned would be a risky combination with our supply

» of the worlds finest combustibles;-)

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Lisa gives as good as she gets

[connoiseur29]

-they like to talk about their feelings

-no sex until they are wined and dined and lured into the mood

-did I mention talking about their feelings

-men are never right

-they will change their minds as frequently as the second hand on a clock

-yes=no

-no=yes

-that's fine=don't you dare

-there are more of them than us on the planet

-they have boobs

[El Presidente]

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I hear ya Chuck!

[Tampa1257]

Starring for hours hoping for one of those delicious nipples to pop out!:-D

[skid11]

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Just got sprung by the missus looking at these lovely jubbly's thanks ...........EL Pres.:-|

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[Maverick]

The Top Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women

Before I list this I must confess, I have only been married for 9Months, so my depth of experience is limited.

1. There spending is never questionable!!!NEVER UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, our spending "What do you mean you need a new shirt? That one is only 2 years old!!!!!!"

2. No matter what you say, they will always disagree with your opinion in relation to their clothing "EG. Do you like the Red or the White, etc......"

3. Diamonds will fix almost anything

4. They think that sport is something we like to have on in the background when we want to talk about some crap in detail with them.

5. They know we don't give a **** about what so and so said to who's it, but continue to tell us anyway!!!!!!!!

6. That if you dont ask them three times in a row the same question they can't give an honest answer, eg. Do you want Subway for dinner? No, do you want Subway for Dinner, No, ok we will have pizza, No I want subway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS MY STICKY POINT!

7. They reserve the right to change their minds at any stage, without notice.

8. They know that they have complete and utter control over us for two reasons (REFER point 10.)

9. Contrary to what they say, they don't think the grey hair on your head at 25 is CUTE.

10. They have boobs.

[Ginseng]

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Darn good thing too. Otherwise we wouldn't have anything to look at while we're talking to them.

Wilkey