Hustlebitch

[El Presidente]

 

Couple of things on this article. 

 

1.  I am thrilled NASA has a "Planet Defence Protocol".  Personally, I would just hand it to the aliens and ask them to run it. 

2.  I only rely on two news sources.  Hustlebitch and Fox News. 

3. The last time the Spanish broke an international News story was "Columbus encounters obstacle on voyage" 

4. Lisa and Di will be clicking on this thread quicksmart (Each with a baseball bat). 

 

 

Breaking News

NASA’s ‘worst fear just entered out solar system’ which looks like a cigar shaped ‘metallic mothership’

written by LLB staff reporter 29th Oct 25 6:38 pm

 

According to a Spanish report NASA’s “worst fear has just entered our solar system and the space agency has activated their “Planetary Defence Protocol.”

 

Footage shows the interstellar object 3I/Atlas glowing and looks like a “cigar shaped” object which look like a metallic mothership.

 

 

The Spanish news source  @HustleBitch_  posted a video which was originally from TV Azteca Laguna which reads, “Now we understand the reason NASA switched on the Planetary Defense Protocol.”

Earlier this week NASA said that the object known as 3I/Atlas which is travelling through space is not acting as a normal comet does and other scientists have spoken out saying its behaviour is strange and it is not a normal comet.

Astrophysicist Dr Avi Loeb has issued a terrifying statement saying the object is “not natural” and “from an engineer’s perspective” 3I/Atlas is a “mothership that releases mini-probes” and will “’slow down at perihelion and intercept Earth, taking advantage of the Sun’s gravitational assist,” however the Harvard Professor said this will depend on the mass “of the mini-probe.”

Dr Loeb said the “comet” does not have one major thing that all comets have, a tail.

He said, “There were claims of a tail.

“But since 3I/ATLAS is accelerating and its current size is not much larger than the angular resolution of Earth-based telescopes, it is not easy to avoid fictitious elongation of the image as a result of the object’s motion.”

On Tuesday, a physicist has said that the interstellar object 3I/Atlas may have changed its course and could now “intercept Earth.”

[HoyoDC]

Funny stuff Rob, I just hope the aliens smoke Cuban cigars!!!! And maybe we can transport Cuban cigars to the US😀

[Ford2112]

10 hours ago, HoyoDC said:

Funny stuff Rob, I just hope the aliens smoke Cuban cigars!!!! And maybe we can transport  Cuban cigars to the US😀

The aliens will drive up prices. They really like luxury cigars on Planet Zebulon.

[Puros Y Vino]

Debunked pic. It's of a galaxy seen from an angle. Odd object nonetheless.  

[El Presidente]

9 hours ago, Puros Y Vino said:

Debunked pic. It's of a galaxy seen from an angle. Odd object nonetheless.  

Frank...are you telling me Hustlebitch is unreliable?

Am I now only left with Fox News? 

[Puros Y Vino]

9 hours ago, El Presidente said:

Frank...are you telling me Hustlebitch is unreliable?

Am I now only left with Fox News? 

There's always World Star.  😁

[Gubbins]

It’s threads like this that make you realise how lucky we are to be the only planet in the Laniakea Supercluster to have access to Cuban cigars. It really puts things into perspective.

[Chibearsv]

What do you say to the hooker when the wife’s car pulls in the driveway?

[SCgarman]

4 minutes ago, Chibearsv said:

What do you say to the hooker when the wife’s car pulls in the driveway?

Crawl under the bed and don't make a peep!

[Chibearsv]

2 minutes ago, SCgarman said:

Crawl under the bed and don't make a peep! [Insert thread title here]