Advice for Young Newlyweds

[Chas.Alpha]

I got home from work and my wife was complaining that the new dryer I bought was making all of her clothes shrink. I merely suggested that she was blaming the wrong appliance, as it was likely the refrigerator was to blame. For no reason whatsoever, she punched me in the face. REALLY HARD!😢😫

[MoeFOH]

And the advice is what exactly? 

[JohnS]

Charles, you posted this after work on a Thursday afternoon. Did you have a difficult day or what?

[benfica_77]

Chas you need to learn about the 5D's...Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge. 

[mikejh]

I don’t get it.

[Dlowil]

On 6/21/2025 at 1:58 PM, mikejh said:

I don’t get it.

Too many trips to the fridge. Eating too much.

[Ford2112]

On 6/21/2025 at 1:58 PM, mikejh said:

I don’t get it.

Neither did my ex-wife.

[mikejh]

17 hours ago, Dlowil said:

Too many trips to the fridge. Eating too much.

Who was eating too much? The husband with the black eye?

[Ford2112]

11 hours ago, mikejh said:

Who was eating too much? The husband with the black eye?

I take it you have never told a woman she was fat. 

[mikejh]

20 hours ago, Ford2112 said:

I take it you have never told a woman she was fat. 

Oh I see, the refrigerator was telling the woman her husband was fat. Must be one of those new smart refrigerators.