As they say...."Only in America" : Magazine-Shaped Humidor

[El Presidente]

 

 

In the words of Mr T. 

 

 

"I pity the fool who makes this a US political thread"

 

 

Stogie Mag - Magazine-Shaped Humidor

Are you an avid cigar smoker and a firearms aficionado? Well, then a company called Stogie Mag has the perfect accessory for you – a rifle magazine-shaped humidor! Not only it’s shaped like a magazine but also constructed and functions like one (the cigars are loaded and unloaded like cartridges). The Stogie Mag humidor can hold six cigars with dimensions of up to 5.25x50. The humidifier pack is located inside the follower and the Stogie Mag comes with a sealing top cover.

 

 

 

“In 1776, Colonel Stogie's great, great grandfather smoked his first cigar following a major battlefield victory. From that day forward, a descendant of Colonel Stogie has served America and smoked 6 cigars a day. At the ripe old age of 18, the Colonel himself took up the habit, but he needed a way to protect his cigars while rapidly deploying them throughout the day. His "a-ha" moment came to him one fateful day. In the heat of battle and surrounded on all sides by non-smokers, Colonel Stogie pulled a fresh mag from his plate carrier. That's when it happened. It dawned on him, "This is the perfect place to store my cigars for easy access!". He survived the skirmish, and within a week, he'd started work on his first Stogie Mag prototype. A year later, he's finally ready to share his crowning achievement with you, his loyal recruits.”

 

The MSRP of the Stogie Mag humidor is $89.95. For more information visit the company’s website or their Facebook and Instagram pages.

[JohnS]

What can one add? There's a market for it, I suppose.

[Arabian]

TSA approved, colonel?

[BrightonCorgi]

I wonder how many they'll sell?  

[Chas.Alpha]

I’m not putting my CORO in a spring-loaded anything! 

[Rega25]

Just saw this too on a site, good way to box press your cc collection!

[Shakey]

The product photo for this “very American” humidor shows it next to a Soviet rifle. Not that the target audience of Americans would be intelligent enough to tell. 

[PigFish]

Cigars don’t kill people. People kill people…. (Read with levity)

[1daniel]

@PigFish

 

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