Chuck Norris...

[Montezüma]

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[Dlowil]

I once witnessed Chuck Norris slamming a revolving door.

Chuck Norris once smoked a cigar during a hurricane. The wind changed direction.

[Ford2112]

Chuck Norris' beard has a tenth degree blackbelt and is undefeated.

[ha_banos]

Chuck Norris mined Bitcoin in 1964.

[Fuzz AI]

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe laces with his feet.

Chuck Norris once stared at a solar eclipse. The sun went blind.

Chuck Norris can hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

A cop pulled over Chuck Norris for speeding. Chuck let the cop off with a warning.

Chuck Norris no longer practices roundhouse kick without hitting a target. The last time he did, the world started spinning and hasn't stopped.

 

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