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This is a great read. :D

 

 

SIR PETER GRAHAM-MOON, October 24, 1942 - February 6 2023

Sir Peter Graham-Moon, fifth Baronet, who has died aged 80, hit the headlines in 1992 as the “philandering baronet” when his wife Sarah took spectacular revenge after discovering that he was having an affair with a blonde down the road.

At three o’clock one May morning, dressed in her nightclothes, she drove to the woman’s house, spotted her husband’s sleek blue BMW in the driveway and poured five litres of white gloss paint over it before spearing a pair of his “mega-size” boxer shorts with the car aerial.

Returning home, she took out her scissors and cut one sleeve from each of five cashmere coats and 32 bespoke Savile Row suits, saying “He only needs one arm for what he does best,” then proceeded to empty his Havana cigars into the horse trough.

Sir Peter Graham-Moon with his BMW.

 

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Baron Bonk!

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Cigars in the horse trough.

News flash: member Nevrknow was indicted for murder after his wife.........

🤣 Yes we have horses so that hit home.

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The only thing missing was some toe sucking!

There is just something delightfully British about the whole story :D

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