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2 minutes ago, Fuzz said:

Run by Counts. :rolleyes:

That’s not how Butcher spells it 😁

Posted
1 hour ago, Fuzz said:

Run by Counts. :rolleyes:

I’m sure…
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    *My hat's off to you all keeping this "clean" as well as you have -- !

 

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HAMLET: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
OPHELIA: No, my lord.
HAMLET: I mean, my head upon your lap?
OPHELIA: Ay, my lord.
HAMLET: Do you think I meant country matters?
OPHELIA: I think nothing, my lord.
HAMLET: That’s a fair thought to lie between maids’ legs.
OPHELIA: What is, my lord?
HAMLET: Nothing.

Filth.

Sent by spooky action at a distance

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Posted
3 hours ago, Akela3rd said:

HAMLET: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
OPHELIA: No, my lord.
HAMLET: I mean, my head upon your lap?
OPHELIA: Ay, my lord.
HAMLET: Do you think I meant country matters?
OPHELIA: I think nothing, my lord.
HAMLET: That’s a fair thought to lie between maids’ legs.
OPHELIA: What is, my lord?
HAMLET: Nothing.

Filth.

Sent by spooky action at a distance
 

I believe you are wont to pitch a tent and pursue country pleasures, sir?

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Posted
7 hours ago, SirVantes said:

I believe you are wont to pitch a tent and pursue country pleasures, sir?

I pursue nothing. 

(Nothing or "no-thing" being a common Elizabethan slang for the ladypart alluded to. Hence the joke in plain sight in the title of the comedy Much Ado About Nothing)

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