Friday Funny: F&F 2022

[El Presidente]

Thanks to JK 

 

 

[GVan]

Did my first fill-up yesterday at over $5 / gallon in Florida.  $100 only filled the tank on the pick-up truck ½ way.  

[GVan]

THE TEN BEST CADDY RESPONSES ON THE GOLF COURSE:

 Number :10

Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.”

Caddy: "do you think you can keep your head down that long

Number : 9

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.”

Number : 8

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?”

Caddy: "Yes . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”

Number : 7

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”

Caddy: "Eventually.”

Number : 6

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

Caddy: "I don't think so . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.”

Number : 5

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.”

Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass.”

Number : 4

Golfer: "How do you like my game?”

Caddy: "It's very good - personally, I prefer golf.”

Number : 3

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?

Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day.”

Number : 2

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on.”

Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”

And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment: 

An old favourite . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy,

Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems . .?”

Caddy: "There's a piece of s**t on the end of your club.”

Golfer: He picks his club up and cleans the club face.

Caddy: " . . . other end."

[dominattorney]

Let me just start off with saying that this is meant as a joke. Also it's for @Fuzz for what he had to deal with in the nudies thread.

[Troels]

6 hours ago, GVan said:

Did my first fill-up yesterday at over $5 / gallon in Florida.  $100 only filled the tank on the pick-up truck ½ way.  

Well if you used to pay less.. 

here in denmark we pay about 2,47 usd pr liter - Witch is somewhat more than before - but 5 usd a gallon was the price before 1980

dont know if you can find any comfort in that 

[Fuzz]

17 hours ago, dominattorney said:

Let me just start off with saying that this is meant as a joke. Also it's for @Fuzz for what he had to deal with in the nudies thread.

You called?