Hump Day Humour: I couldn't resist.

[El Presidente]

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/08/camels-enhanced-with-botox-barred-from-saudi-beauty-contest

 

Camels enhanced with Botox barred from Saudi beauty contest

Dozens of animals disqualified after owners manipulate their looks with hormones, fillers and facelifts

 

Camels line up at the 2020 annual King Abdulaziz camel festival in Saudi Arabia. Photograph: Fayez Nureldine/AFP/Getty Images

 

AP in Dubai

Wed 8 Dec 2021 15.26 GMT

Saudi authorities have carried out their biggest crackdown on camel beauty contestants, disqualifying more than 40 “enhanced” camels from the annual pageant, according to the state-run Saudi Press Agency.

The camels disqualified in the competition, at the King Abdulaziz camel festival, were judged to have received Botox injections and other artificial touch-ups.

 

The popular festival, which started this month, invites the breeders of the most beautiful camels to compete for about $66m in prize money.

 

Botox injections, facelifts and other cosmetic alterations to make the camels more attractive are strictly prohibited. Jurors decide the winner based on the shape of the animals’ heads, necks, humps, dress, and postures.

Judges at the month-long festival, held in the desert north-east of the Saudi capital, Riyadh, are escalating their clampdown on artificially enhanced camels, the official news agency reported, using “specialised and advanced” technology to detect tampering.

This year, the authorities discovered dozens of breeders had stretched out the lips and noses of camels, used hormones to boost the animals’ muscles, injected heads and lips with Botox to make them bigger, inflated body parts with rubber bands, and used fillers to relax their faces.

“The club is keen to halt all acts of tampering and deception in the beautification of camels,” the SPA report said, adding organisers would “impose strict penalties on manipulators”.

The camel beauty contest is at the heart of the massive carnival, which also features camel races, sales and other festivities typically showcasing thousands of dromedaries. The extravaganza seeks to preserve the camel’s role in the Bedouin tradition and heritage as the oil-rich country ploughs ahead with modernising mega projects.

Camel breeding is a multimillion-dollar industry and similar events take place across the region.

[Chibearsv]

This takes the old sheep farmer jokes to a new level 🤣

[Nevrknow]

We do not do to our camels what you say we do! That is preposterous! How dare you!

But look at the hips on that one! 😍

[Fuzz]

"My camel brings all the sheiks to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge"

or

"I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely camel hump
Check it out"

[SirVantes]

But the toes are still all natural, right?  Asking for a friend.

[williamthewolf]

Five or six years ago I was invited to a camel beauty pageant in Abu Dhabi. I didn't attend. As for this botox scandal... I have no words.