First time for everything....

[El Presidente]

Can't say that I have seen one before. 

 

Porcelain Tile and Brass Cigar Humidor

[Chas.Alpha]

Is this the definition of “Punter?”

Still workin’ on my Aussie...

[Fuzz]

Looks like a tiny mausoleum. Is this where you put the ashes of cigars that you really enjoyed?

[El Presidente]

You have nailed it Chris. 

What a fantastic headstone. 

Now we just need the appropriate wording!

Have a crack 

[garbandz]

"Here lies Rob, I'm sorry but He's dead.

He tried a backflip off the deck, and landed on his head."

[...]

... Everybody had tried to tell him he shouldn't try and cook in his hotel room, we all tried to tell him not to leave the shower bonnet over the smoke detector....

[westg]

Here lies the ashes of 6 bye forty four no less no more. 

[taylorgov2]

"Uncle Willy loved to spend. He had no money in the end. But with many a smokes and many a wife. He really did enjoy his life."

 

"Don't open for at least 5 years."

 

"He loved fine cigars and cheap risky women, if it wasn't for the latter, old Ben might still be livin."

 

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. He lit his cigar but didn't see the bus."

 

"He loved his cigars and he loved his life but forgot to check the mail before his wife."

 

"Here lies Robert, he was a good husband, a wonderful father, but a terrible electrician."

 

"Not a box of Gurkhas, this is Dave."