Toy of the week: Definition of faith

[El Presidente]

I love the last instruction.  I certainly hope there isn't a fast current that day 

 

To be fair to the company.....they have never had a return. 

 

 

 

[JoeyBones777]

Don't worry, its NATO approved. What could go wrong?!

[Chibearsv]

Don't tread water either!  That looks like it's designed to hide the carnage rather than repel. 

[MoeFOH]

 

[IanMcLean68]

"Remain in center of cloud"
And on the bag, there is a corrosive material warning sign! ??