Ken Gargett Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 on the very day we lost stephen hawking... the world's collective IQ took a big dip with his passing and it is unlikely to be saved by this lot. i was flicking the tv in the background. a kids' school quiz program. the question for the kids - "what did albert einstein invent?" now, leaving aside the concept of 'discovering' as opposed to 'inventing', the kid answered reasonably well. E = MC2. "yes", says the host. "that is correct. the theory of evolution." lord, spare me.
IanMcLean68 Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 One thing is for certain Ken, mass-energy equivalency breaks down in regards to this host's brain How could you be SO wrong in one sentence. Jeez, wrong scientist, wrong theory. Poor Darwin. We're doomed, aren't we?!
Auspaul Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 WTF are you sure you were not watching that Balls of Steel show, sounds like the answers John Burgess was giving on that show on Saturday night
Ken Gargett Posted March 14, 2018 Author Posted March 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Auspaul said: WTF are you sure you were not watching that Balls of Steel show, sounds like the answers John Burgess was giving on that show on Saturday night no idea what show. one for kids.
alloy Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 Host was brain dead.....kid sounded smart. I think it's a matter of the older generation should have more Darwin awards.
Smallclub Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 Let's be realistic: kids can't spend their days with their nose glued on their "smart"phone AND learn science/general culture at the same time… 1
KRunch61 Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 Sounds like a candidate for the Darwin Award (you know Darwin...the guy who invented relativity!)
PapaDisco Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, KRunch61 said: Sounds like a candidate for the Darwin Award (you know Darwin...the guy who invented relativity!) No, that wasn't Darwin. Isaac Newton invented radioactivity . . . AND he was a girl!
KRunch61 Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, PapaDisco said: No, that wasn't Darwin. Isaac Newton invented radioactivity . . . AND he was a girl! What the hell do COOKIES have to do with this discussion?! Sheesh!?
PapaDisco Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, KRunch61 said: What the hell do COOKIES have to do with this discussion?! Sheesh!? CURIE, not COOKIE! She invented the Fig Newton and won 2 Nobel Peace prizes for it!
IanMcLean68 Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, PapaDisco said: CURIE, not COOKIE! She invented the Fig Newton and won 2 Nobel Peace prizes for it! I thought she invented Grease?!
KRunch61 Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 No! No! No! You're thinking of Marconi who invented radioactivity.
el.barbudo Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 Aristotle, along with Socrates and Plato, invented Grease... 1
el.barbudo Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 Einstein, along with his brothers, invented Bagels. Or maybe that was who invented beagles...
IanMcLean68 Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, el.barbudo said: Aristotle, along with Socrates and Plato, invented Grease... ahhh right, is that the word.
SirVantes Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 20 minutes ago, el.barbudo said: Aristotle, along with Socrates and Plato, invented Grease... No, no, Grease invented democrats. And Plato invented the Republicans. But no discussion of politics on FOH! 1
SirVantes Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 16 minutes ago, IanMcLean68 said: ahhh right, is that the word. It’s the time, the place and the motion. According to Einstein’s famous equation.
PapaDisco Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 33 minutes ago, el.barbudo said: Aristotle, along with Socrates and Plato, invented Grease... No, they didn't invent Grease they discovered Grease and turned it into a major Broadway Musical, once it left the EU of course. And it was Charlie Brown that invented beagles, not Einstein.
SirVantes Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 15 minutes ago, PapaDisco said: And it was Charlie Brown that invented beagles, not Einstein. Everyone knows it was Darwin who discovered Beagles, in the Galapagos. Einstein did patent Charlie Brownian motion though.
garbandz Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 you all surely remember Newton's law : "One Fig to the Cookie".............
garbandz Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 Just now, garbandz said: you all surely remember Newton's law : "One Fig to a Cookie".............
PapaDisco Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 50 minutes ago, SirVantes said: Everyone knows it was Darwin who discovered Beagles, in the Galapagos. Einstein did patent Charlie Brownian motion though. Oh right! That was D'Artagnan who discovered the Galapagos. The Beagles were from Great Britain however, lots of hits, Abbey Road, etc. And while Einstein did patent it, it was actually Erma Bombeck who invented the Brownian. Mmmmm . . . I loves me a good Brownian!
Bill Hayes Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 And I always thought it was the lead singer of Black Lace who invented it when a pineapple fell on his head, hence the song Agadoo!
El Presidente Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, garbandz said: you all surely remember Newton's law : 1
Ken Gargett Posted March 15, 2018 Author Posted March 15, 2018 35 minutes ago, El Presidente said: what is wrong with you? you put up the clip with the music and no vision? that is just sad. you are now officially the oldest person i know. 1
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