The Hair Cut Wednesday funny

[OZCUBAN]

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill,

and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community

service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went

to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses

waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again

replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.'

The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to

open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his

door.

Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again

replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The MP was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went

to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of

our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR

THE SAME REASON!

[PuffDaddie]

So true.

[KRunch61]

Lol! Same applies here in the states!

[oliverdst]

Lol! Same applies here in the states!

All over the world.

Same **** diferent toilet.

[jackrestivo]

Pretty funny, LOL

[Fuzz AI]

Hey, that's unfair. The MP was just helping the guy to do his community service! Think about it. Over 3 days he only had 3 customers, but on the fourth day, he has a whole line of them. Never said that the reason he was doing community service was for charity. It could have been court ordered.

[earthson]

I had assumed the community service was court-ordered.

[cigcars]

*Sorry, folks - what's an "MP"? That an Australian term for a politician or something? Again, just want to get the gist of the humor here! Thanks!

[Fuzz AI]

*Sorry, folks - what's an "MP"? That an Australian term for a politician or something? Again, just want to get the gist of the humor here! Thanks!

MP = Member of Parliament; aka politician, "pollie", wanker, **** for brains, utter waste of genetic material, and few other unsavoury terms.

[Ralphanator]

All over the world.

Same **** diferent toilet.

Sad but True!