Had any visitors lately?

[anacostiakat]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/25/buff-kangaroo-brisbane-australia-video_n_7434184.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

Suspect he may be stopping by. . .

[Ken Gargett]

very occasionally see a big one around here. normally much smaller.

[ogus]

they were chatting about him on the biggest talk radio station in the
South today

[shlomo]

I was less impressed with his Pecks than I was with his emasculating genitals! Woo!

[westg]

This buck was easily six feet tall..parked up on the lawn at our beach house...when I was fairly close he stood up ...I just said ok no probs and went back inside.

The female tasted like chicken..and no part of the animal was wasted ...there coats make good door mats

[westg]

Only kidding ...beautiful animals...and they make good lawn mowers

eating grass that is

[TheFullMontecristo]

looks like ole Skippy has been hitting the iron. I assume you would give a wide berth if you came up on one on a trail?

[Ken Gargett]

years ago, attempting to cross the border between iran and pakistan up in the northwest (spectacular country), the border guard on the iranian side started yelling and carrying on about something. we knew a canadian with us had an issue with his visa and we thought he'd been spotted! but it was my passport this bloke was thumping with his fist. i got brought over and he kept yelling at me and banging the passport. i was crapping myself. an iranian jail, especially back then, was not appealing.

finally, we worked out what was going on. the bloke had seen the aussie crown of arms and was very excited. it has a kangaroo and an emu on it and the bloke was actually banging the kangaroo and yelling skippy. seems that he'd grown up in iran watching skippy and was very excited to see it.

[Fuzz AI]

Give 'em a wide berth. Years ago, a mate got kicked by a roo. The toe claw went right through his jeans and gave him a nice big scar as a reminder.

[RickHendeson]

Kanga-Roids?