Negativity (Mid week funny)

[OZCUBAN]

This is something to think about when negative people

are doing their best to rain on
your parade.

So remember this story the next time .

A woman
was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome
with her husband..


She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
" Rome? Why would anyone
want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to
Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply.
"We got a great rate!"


"Continental?" exclaimed
the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline.
Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're
always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River
called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place.
Everybody thinks it's going to be something special and exclusive,
but it's really a dump."


"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser.
"You and a million other people trying to see him.
He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of
yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
asked her about her trip to Rome.



"It was wonderful," explained the
woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's
brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to
first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome
28-year-old steward who waited on me
hand and foot.. And the hotel was great! They'd
just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the
finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they
apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"



"Well," muttered the hairdresser,
"that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the
Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a
Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope
likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and
shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."
"Oh, really! What'd he say?"


He said:
"Who ****ed up your hair?"

[Habana Mike]

LOLOL!!!!!!!!

[cigcars]

And another something for that negative hairdresser to ***** about!

[westg]

Not bad Steve

[OZCUBAN]

Not bad Steve

I try

[Squarehead]

old but still a good one

[joeboxer]

Hehe that hairdresser sounds like my mother in law!