Friday Funny: Ahhh the Scottish

[El Presidente]

Thanks to JK

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting

his coat and hat on to make his way down

to the local pub.

He turned to his wee wife

before leaving and said, ‘Maggie - put your

hat and coat on, lassie.’ She replied, 'Awe

Jock that's nice - are you taking me tae the

pub with you?

''Nay,’ Jock replied

‘I'm turning the heat off while I'm out.'

[OZCUBAN]

Classic

[ayepatz]

Perfectly reasonable.

[Squarehead]

Nothing wrong with that

[nick2021]

don't think my wife would respond well if I said that lol

[Scroats]

Very considerate of him to let her know

[cigcars]

And Aye, my husband...how about me foot up your goiter?